UPS Should Go Out Of BusinessAugust 7th, 2009
When you’re a company who has ONE job… delivering packages reliably and on time… and that is the ONE thing that is impossible for you to do, you should probably just fucking close up shop.
Every damn time I am shipped something UPS it is a fucking disaster. Today was no different. I had been waiting for this package all week, and it was finally scheduled for delivery for today. I was excited to receive my precious goods I had purchased from the magical world of the internets.
When it became late afternoon and I still hadn’t seen a UPS truck, I decided to check their tracking site… my heart sank
SPRINGFIELD , IL , US 08/07/2009 9:35 A.M. MULTIPLE ERRORS EXIST IN THE ADDRESS LABEL. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO DETERMINE THE CORRECT INFORMATION TO COMPLETE DELIVERY / THE ADDRESS HAS BEEN CORRECTED. THE DELIVERY HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED
Fantastic. Now instead of having my goods on Friday as I should have, it will be Monday at the EARLIEST.
Fuck you UPS… Fuck you. Every single time you’re a disaster. You can’t deliver packages reliably or on time.
I checked the address it was sent to and it is 100% correct. This means that there is something wrong due to UPS being at fault.
I receive a lot of things via courier, and I don’t think I have ever had a problem when using FedEx. They are always perfect… but every UPS shipment seems to have a snag or delay in it some where. Completely unacceptable.
What can brown do for me? It can stay in the fucking toilet, that’s what it can do for me.